welcome to illegal.technology.

the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

that's all there is for now.

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/ All I need to have a good time, Is a    \
| reefer, a woman and a bottle of wine.   |
| With those three things I don't need no |
| sunshine, A reefer, a woman and a       |
| bottle of wine. All I want is to never  |
| grow old, I want to wash in a bathtub   |
| of gold. I want 97 kilos already        |
| rolled, I want to wash in a bathtub of  |
| gold. I want to light my cigars with 10 |
| dollar bills, I like to have a cattle   |
| ranch in Beverly Hills. I want a bottle |
| of Red Eye that's always filled, I like |
| to have a cattle ranch in Beverly       |
| Hills. -- Country Joe and the Fish,     |
\ "Zachariah"                             /
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