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_________________________________________ / A lawyer named Strange was shopping for \ | a tombstone. After he had made his | | selection, the stonecutter asked him | | what inscription he would like on it. | | "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," | | responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I | | can't do that," replied the | | stonecutter. "In this state, it's | | against the law to bury two people in | | the same grave. However, I could put | | ``here lies an honest lawyer'', if that | | would be okay." "But that won't let | | people know who it is" protested the | | lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the | | stonecutter. "people will read it and | \ exclaim, "That's Strange!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (xx)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ U ||----w | || ||