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_________________________________________ / "Many have seen Topaxci, God of the Red \ | Mushroom, and they earn the name of | | shaman," he said. Some have seen | | Skelde, spirit of the smoke, and they | | are called sorcerers. A few have been | | privileged to see Umcherrel, the soul | | of the forest, and they are known as | | spirit masters. But none have seen a | | box with hundreds of legs that looked | | at them without eyes, and they are | | known as idio--" The interruption was | | caused by a sudden screaming noise and | | a flurry of snow and sparks that blew | | the fire across the dark hut; there was | | a brief blurred vision and then the | | opposite wall was blasted aside and the | | apparition vanished. There was a long | | silence. Then a slightly shorter | | silence. Then the old shaman said | | carefully, "You didn't just see two men | | go through upside down on a broomstick, | | shouting and screaming at each other, | | did you?" The boy looked at him | | levelly. "Certainly not," he said. The | | old man heaved a sigh of relief. "Thank | | goodness for that," he said. "Neither | | did I." -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (xx)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ U ||----w | || ||