welcome to illegal.technology.

the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

that's all there is for now.

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/ The King and his advisor are            \
| overlooking the battle field: King:     |
| "How goes the battle plan?" Advisor:    |
| "See those little black specks running  |
| to the right?" K: "Yes." A: "Those are  |
| their guys. And all those little red    |
| specks running to the left are our      |
| guys. Then when they collide we wait    |
| till the dust clears." K: "And?" A: "If |
| there are more red specks left than     |
| black specks, we win." K: "But what     |
| about the ^#!!$% battle plan?" A: "So   |
| far, it seems to be going according to  |
\ specks."                                /
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