welcome to illegal.technology.

the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

that's all there is for now.

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/ Water The best of man is like water,    \
| Which benefits all things, and does not |
| contend with them, Which flows in       |
| places that others disdain, Where it is |
| in harmony with the Way. So the sage:   |
| Lives within nature, Thinks within the  |
| deep, Gives within impartiality, Speaks |
| within trust, Governs within order,     |
| Crafts within ability, Acts within      |
| opportunity. He does not contend, and   |
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