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the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

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/ "Many have seen Topaxci, God of the Red \
| Mushroom, and they earn the name of     |
| shaman," he said. Some have seen        |
| Skelde, spirit of the smoke, and they   |
| are called sorcerers. A few have been   |
| privileged to see Umcherrel, the soul   |
| of the forest, and they are known as    |
| spirit masters. But none have seen a    |
| box with hundreds of legs that looked   |
| at them without eyes, and they are      |
| known as idio--" The interruption was   |
| caused by a sudden screaming noise and  |
| a flurry of snow and sparks that blew   |
| the fire across the dark hut; there was |
| a brief blurred vision and then the     |
| opposite wall was blasted aside and the |
| apparition vanished. There was a long   |
| silence. Then a slightly shorter        |
| silence. Then the old shaman said       |
| carefully, "You didn't just see two men |
| go through upside down on a broomstick, |
| shouting and screaming at each other,   |
| did you?" The boy looked at him         |
| levelly. "Certainly not," he said. The  |
| old man heaved a sigh of relief. "Thank |
| goodness for that," he said. "Neither   |
| did I." -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light  |
\ Fantastic"                              /
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