welcome to illegal.technology.

the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

that's all there is for now.

 _________________________________________
/ "Anything else, sir?" asked the         \
| attentive bellhop, trying his best to   |
| make the lady and gentleman comfortable |
| in their penthouse suite in the posh    |
| hotel. "No. No, thank you," replied the |
| gentleman. "Anything for your wife,     |
| sir?" the bellhop asked. "Why, yes,     |
| young man," said the gentleman. "Would  |
\ you bring me a postcard?"               /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (xx)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
             U  ||----w |
                ||     ||