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the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

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/ A lawyer named Strange was shopping for \
| a tombstone. After he had made his      |
| selection, the stonecutter asked him    |
| what inscription he would like on it.   |
| "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," |
| responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I     |
| can't do that," replied the             |
| stonecutter. "In this state, it's       |
| against the law to bury two people in   |
| the same grave. However, I could put    |
| ``here lies an honest lawyer'', if that |
| would be okay." "But that won't let     |
| people know who it is" protested the    |
| lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the  |
| stonecutter. "people will read it and   |
\ exclaim, "That's Strange!"              /
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