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the cow is generated hourly via a cron job, using cowsay and fortune.

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/ The Least Successful Defrosting Device  \
| The all-time record here is held by Mr. |
| Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips  |
| became frozen to his lock in 1979 while |
| blowing warm air on it. "I got down on  |
| my knees to breathe into the lock.      |
| Somehow my lips got stuck fast." While  |
| he was in the posture, an old lady      |
| passed an inquired if he was all right. |
| "Alra? Igmmlptk", he replied at which   |
| point she ran away. "I tried to tell    |
| her what had happened, but it came out  |
| sort of... muffled," explained Mr.      |
| Rowlands, a pottery designer. He was    |
| trapped for twenty minutes ("I felt a   |
| bit foolish") until constant hot        |
| breathing brought freedom. He was       |
| subsequently nicknamed "Hot Lips". --   |
| Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic       |
\ Failures"                               /
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